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The entire batch of missles owned by the Japanese Navy failed to do it but 4 shoulder mounted ones will.

Pilot: Now we've dropped those two off how about we all have a quiet lunch? I've heard there's this great place in Osaka.

At least if there is space Godzilla the JWS telescope's mirror will save us

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i haven't even tried it on yet

not gonna til it's washed

but i've got

soooooooooooooooooooo much hype in the pipe

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Banks are great!

Me: I need this question answered, Ah they have online chat
Bank chatbot: sorry can't answer that, please call us
Me: calls then trawls through banks IVR
Bank IVR: all applications must be through the website

Woocommerce is at version 6.6.1?

<crosses fingers> Five more point releases, come on, five more point releases!

thinking about the Unicode 6.0 and Unicode 14.0 standards' depictions of U+1F47E 👾 alien monster

when the ransomware gangs take over the information superhighway, pray he's out there somewhere

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodor

All network engineers should be thankful no matter how badly we screwed up some BGP config ( and we all have ) we didn't take out 19 data centres and a significant proportion of internet web traffic.

I remember that back in the 2000s on Windows there were programs that could automatically extract sprites and other artwork from game data files — they would basically scan for formats commonly used in games. Are there such utilities today for Linux?

How do your know your VPS provider is secretly a snake:

Event Type: Network Upgrade

We are performing system changes in the Sydney locationssssss during the following scheduled maintenance window.

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