The year is 2382. #infosec has run out of scary names for breaches, bugs, and vulnerabilities and has adopted the storm system naming convention from the National Weather Service.
Thousands live in fear of the remote code execution called "Dwayne."
So, here is my plan to become the ultimate pirate!
I'm gonna make a little device with an FPGA and a screen. The FPGA will output every possible number in order as RGB images on the screen.
This will theoretically create every frame of every movie ever made or ever to be made or never made, doesn't matter, it will output it. Also every page of every book.
This will hopefully shake my relatively boring life as I will have to constantly run from the cops to evade theoretically infinite years in prison.
"(...) Our internal experiments confirm that it is possible to use similar techniques from Web content to read private information between different origins.
The resolution of performance.now() will be reduced to 20µs.
The SharedArrayBuffer feature is being disabled by default.
Furthermore, other timing sources and time-fuzzing techniques are being worked on."
This happens to me even when I don’t have a job! Heheh. Very accurate.
RT @email@example.com The Christmas Holidays are over. #backtowork