Fuck it. I can't make heads or tails out of RRDtool. I can't.
I've got collectd running. It's pulling stats from MySQL.
All I want to know is how well a database is doing. How many DELETEs. How many SELECTs. How's the query cache looking?
I don't care if the stats are in rrd's or not.
Does anybody out there have any ideas for what to do? I've been working on this for a week, and I'm out.
Back in August 1996 @ietf
thought incredibly carefully about cryptography and the internet. https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1984 Even back then governments were trying to interfere with the internet with weak cryptography. I love the RFC number. #mathmatics #cryptography #orwell #RFC1984
"I need you to watch the kettle," my witch mentor instructed.
"Yes, mistress," I replied obediently. I continued reading my notes.
"No, keep your EYES on it, child," she snapped so sharply that the book closed itself in fright.
I straightened my back with a gulp and turned my full attention to the kettle.
She was gone for the dullest half hour of my life.
When she returned I glanced up and the kettle began whistling merrily in greeting.
there was a TV show that only ran for half a season in 1988 called "Probe" starring Parker Stevenson as an asocial scientist who solved crimes using science but basically lived in a huge warehouse with shelves full of equipment everywhere around.
I really liked that show while it lasted.
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