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I am sad. The greatest April Fool's prank of my life will fizzle. But the world is not in a place for this laugh. :flan_disappointed:​

mwl.io/archives/6003

#snmpmastery #networknomicon

when some people don't get the message, one must go to more extreme measures

Fuck it. I can't make heads or tails out of RRDtool. I can't.

I've got collectd running. It's pulling stats from MySQL.

All I want to know is how well a database is doing. How many DELETEs. How many SELECTs. How's the query cache looking?

I don't care if the stats are in rrd's or not.

Does anybody out there have any ideas for what to do? I've been working on this for a week, and I'm out.

Esther Payne
@onepict
Back in August 1996 @ietf
thought incredibly carefully about cryptography and the internet. tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1984 Even back then governments were trying to interfere with the internet with weak cryptography. I love the RFC number. #mathmatics #cryptography #orwell #RFC1984

In other ancient package news. I also asked for gjay to be removed. This is a gtk based music sorter that creates playlists. I've not worked on it for four years and needs some major work, so off it goes.

wife has asked me to remind y'all to clean/wipe/disinfect your phones

why's this cat look like it's about to start telling me about bitcoin

It makes me happy and sad that with the lockdown in Venice, all the wildlife has come back to swim in the canals; dolphins, swans, fish.

And like, the instant the lockdown is lifted, we take it away again and it goes back to being a dirty, clogged mess without any real life in it.

"I need you to watch the kettle," my witch mentor instructed.

"Yes, mistress," I replied obediently. I continued reading my notes.

"No, keep your EYES on it, child," she snapped so sharply that the book closed itself in fright.

I straightened my back with a gulp and turned my full attention to the kettle.

She was gone for the dullest half hour of my life.

When she returned I glanced up and the kettle began whistling merrily in greeting.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

The package just got removed from the archive after I requested it removal. Unfortunately, it is too difficult to maintain in a distribution.

It's a great mud client, it is just a little wild and crazy on its required dependencies.

@TheGibson

there was a TV show that only ran for half a season in 1988 called "Probe" starring Parker Stevenson as an asocial scientist who solved crimes using science but basically lived in a huge warehouse with shelves full of equipment everywhere around.

I really liked that show while it lasted.

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