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if you're interested in cooking and would like an alt for discussing such things, you should contact @ambassador for an invite

they closed registrations as its meant to be a hyper focused instance but invites are available upon request

What *NIX camp are you in? Hopefully this will be big so please boost so we can get as many votes as possible

Dear #sysadmin sorts: what software do you feed SNMP data into? What software do you use that takes SNMP data and produces useful stuff?

Yes, I know, lots of you hate SNMP with good reason, but serious answers please. #snmpmastery

OK future me, it looks like the resolver does some 'good at the time but dumb now' assumption about localhost + no port = port 161, this sits under the tdomain debugs.

Ah ha, I think I have worked out what is going wrong with net-snmp. If you specify a trapsink configuration it will bind the outgoing port to 161 and then the real daemon will try and fail. But *only* if the trapsink is "localhost".

User Datagram Protocol, Src Port: 161, Dst Port: 162

Collecting retronyms for SNMP, for #snmpmastery. Stuff like "Security? Not My Problem." What's your favorite?

Start the new year by finding a way to create a little joy, no matter how small or fleeting

Microsoft's diligence in determining that yes, I own copyright of part of Debian is only matched by the attention to detail involved in making sure everything in Debian is suitable for all audiences.

or something something company store

@Gargron sory bb I know you integrated polls, which has revolutionized the way @vantablack crowdsources every life decision.

You also added music uploads which might be the single greatest community goodwill win in the history of media uploads

"Ah, Frxz?"
Our alien intern looked up from their workstation. "Yes, supervisor!"
"You added a 'Gender' field to our site."
Frxz beamed, literally. "Yes! Traditional!"
"And the options..."
"I researched. One differentiator!"
"I'm afraid we can't use 'pockets' and 'no pockets'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

🎢 #notplaying #np #fediplay #bot 🎢

Modern English vs Heaven 17 - I Melt With You Come Live With Me

Very good #podcast!

Yan Zhu, AKA #bcrypt
Hosted by Leo Laporte
#Brave's Chief Security Officer and former EFF Technology Fellow. @bcrypt

I had created my own beach.

It hadn't been easy; there wasn't much space I called my own.

I acquired a few buckets of sand from a nearby construction site, a few seashells off a decorative fishing net from a seafood place a few blocks over, when the staff weren't looking.

I poured a bunch of salt and water into an ocean themed bowl.

My closet had a lightbulb to simulate the sun; it was cramped but it was home enough for this merman.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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