Let's see if stock snmpd has this bug too eh?
Collecting retronyms for SNMP, for #snmpmastery. Stuff like "Security? Not My Problem." What's your favorite?
Our alien intern looked up from their workstation. "Yes, supervisor!"
"You added a 'Gender' field to our site."
Frxz beamed, literally. "Yes! Traditional!"
"And the options..."
"I researched. One differentiator!"
"I'm afraid we can't use 'pockets' and 'no pockets'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Gap of Dunloe prints now available:
I had created my own beach.
It hadn't been easy; there wasn't much space I called my own.
I acquired a few buckets of sand from a nearby construction site, a few seashells off a decorative fishing net from a seafood place a few blocks over, when the staff weren't looking.
I poured a bunch of salt and water into an ocean themed bowl.
My closet had a lightbulb to simulate the sun; it was cramped but it was home enough for this merman.
Free Software programmer, network engineer and Debian developer.
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