I just realised my intro went when my instance crashed all those months ago.
My day job is a senior #networkengineer working on some very large and strange computer networks.
She sculpted cats.
From the day she was small til the day she was tall, she sculpted at least one a day.
They were, by the time she was tall, exquisite. Many admired them, and often would pay good money to own one.
"Some look better than the real thing. You must really love cats," some would observe.
"I do," she would say with a soft smile, "More than anything."
"Do you own many?" some would then ask.
"Oh, none. I'm terribly allergic."
@mwlucas "At a beach resort decades later, smuggler Lucas & the head of the Peruvian border security team bump into each other. Both well into their retirement, the two share a drink with umbrellas in them.
" 'We always stopped you, got your off of your llama, & checked your bags. You always had a secret compartment in the suitcase that had marbles, a bag a sand, & some paperclips. It was odd but it wasn't illegal. We never could figure it out... What you were smuggling?'
New breach: HauteLook had 28M unique email addresses breached in August including names, genders, dates of birth and bcrypt password hashes. 82% were already in @haveibeenpwned. Read more: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/02/11/620_million_hacked_accounts_dark_web/
#wordpress users, do you use the plugin called Social Warfare? It has a bug where anyone can update a string setting adding an eval()
So someone has decided to redirect sites with this plugin to a porn site. 😲
Best to delete this plugin
fuck taking out twitter, let’s take out last.fm: https://socialhub.network/t/scrobbling-over-activitypub/505
Hollingsworth Hound Caught in College Admissions Scandal! https://boingboing.net/2019/03/20/hollingsworth-hound-caught-in.html