🍅 Craig @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

the way David Byrne says "some peanut butter" in "Life During Wartime" makes me extremely curious to see his candid interactions with a fresh jar of peanut butter.

This #BlackHat and #defcon session was amazing. A real standout so far.

https://defcon.org/html/defcon-safemode/dc-safemode-speakers.html#Pavur

Apparently, #DEFCON is free to attend this year (online, of course). This is kinda a Big Deal ™ for students like myself and I’m surprised to only just be hearing about it #infosec #defcon28

(The conference starts this Friday fyi)

If I'm being honest I've never been to DEFCON and I'm not really the type. I've never liked big crowds and 30,000 people is a little much. But this year it's virtual and the price is right!

On Thursday I'll be in an all-day class learning about analysis tools like Graylog, Moloch, osquery, Velociraptor, Zeek, Suricata, etc. Those talks will be free to the public on twitch. https://cfc.blueteamvillage.org/call-for-content-2020/schedule/

@smallsees @nowplaying Danger Zone, Lana!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

@smallsees @nowplaying it definitely felt that way for a stretch, much like the apparent rule to include Level 42 songs in John Cusack film soundtracks

What if VGA never happened

'I am not a robot.' A simple looking little button on an otherwise plain web page. She shrugged and clicked it.

Alert! She frowned as an error message message popped up on screen. Some glitch? She clicked the button again.

Alert!

Click.

Alert!

She sighed deeply.

"Everything ok?" her wife asked, noticing her irritation.

"Nothing major. Just some glitch with this web form."

"Darling," a serious look, "there's something I need to talk to you about..."

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Dumb things you can do with Emoji and prctl

https://social.dropbear.xyz/media/8ZfjWXCp_TLFZrNeUjc

#linux #top #procps #emoji

Hi all, Tommy here. I am a Linux user now for several years and loving it. I look forward to being a part of this great instance.
#introductions

In many years as an adventurer, she’d always heeded her mentor’s words. ‘Always use equipment which will help on your quest,’ Isolde had told her. ‘Especially any which may give you and others protection. Those are most valuable.’

She looked at the item the monster had dropped. It held an enchantment. 30% Resist Disease. A lucky find in a land afflicted by Ash Lung Fever!

She equipped the mask to her face, lifted her sword, and continued her journey.

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

For a second there, I thought it was a digitally added popsicle

"She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.

She starts the blender reluctantly.

In the distance, screams.

The boys had returned. They were coming to her yard."

(from https://twitter.com/auty_schmotty/status/1280618266583543816)