🍅 Craig @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

Hey #Melbourne #BoardGame fans, I need players to test a game.

Hit me with a reply, if you can make it to Moonee Ponds this Sunday 2019-07-21 for a late afternoon start.

In this episode Captain Janeway isn't sure if they can love anymore but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

The wind has really picked up on the bridge. The sea comes in fierce. Big weather arrives.

The Picard show BETTER be Jean-Luc and the Borg Queen travelling around the galaxy troubleshooting Borg winemaking problems and also genteel murders

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

"Aye," said the pirate captain, "that be enough."
The pirates put the last of their gold on the pile.
"Now we wait."
They waited a month and a day; at last, a dragon arrived. It was as beautiful, as graceful, as majestic as they had heard.
They wept at the sight of it, happy.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I have to make this joke now its obligatory

CATS (2019)
Dir: Tom Hooper
DP: Christopher Ross
#OnePerfectShot

Potion maker. Character is probably for sale if anyone wants them. #art #mastoart #objecthead

starcraft is just minecraft in space

Um, what?

Hackers is free?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_CqqjOPDc

@BestGirlGrace

Adobe Creative Cloud holds creative works hostage: if you stop paying the monthly fee or if Adobe's servers go down, you can't edit your work. Once you buy into the Adobe ecosystem, you're stuck there and forced to pay rent.

There are many free open alternatives which give you full control over your work without locking you down:

https://switching.social/ethical-alternatives-to-adobe-creative-cloud/

#Adobe #CreativeCloud #Alternatives

@noelle

> Read carefully: 230 - 220 x 0.5 = ___ You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5!

Related: an entire blog post walking through/analyzing/admiring that problem and tracing its origin: https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=40810

My newest #startup: MoA Inc, Masters of Apology. We create the best apology vids for influencers who misbehaved in any way! Highest clickrate and ad revenue garantueed! We can even deep fake you if you don’t have enough time for a studio session! Meet me at my TED talk. #sarcasm

Watching Nova's "Killer Volcanoes" on Netflix. Thanks to my weird-ass hearing, I keep hearing a scientist say that the volcano spewed massive amounts of hummus (really pumice).

But now I'm imagining a rain of volcanic hummus, blasting out in a delicious pitaclastic flow.

https://twitter.com/matthew_d_green/status/1149493170855485446