🍅 Craig @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

Is Seinfeld funny?

weekend at bernie's

a movie where a bunch of fedi people spend a weekend at bernie sanders's house

they try to get him on masto but he politely declines

Hey y'all! 🤩

I'm new to mastodon! So I'm doing an #introduction

I'm Elyssa/Leelums and I'm a black artist that illustrates, dabbles in animation, video game design, and a lot of things! I love working with local artists to help them create their vision. I'm also currently in university!

I really want to help create a supportive empathetic community together here 😻

#mastoart #creativetoots #art #illustration #painting #CPTSD

I got lost one summer road trip and found a coastal town with three ancient lighthouses. Two were obvious. One reached above the clouds - the elevator only recently electric.

The third was in a cliff face, just above sea level, often submerged during high tides - somehow sealed against leaks.

I stayed a week but learned little more than they did what lighthouses do.

When I found the town again later, there was always just the one...

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.

— Doug Gwyn

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#vantaradio

john venn: ok now fellas, i know you all hate me for my obsession with making diagrams, and also for my obsession with set theory, but which of you hate me for both? observe,

Max Headroom: 20 minutes into the future (1985) https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/190378350660 /9

@mwlucas @kusuriya I actually just used #edmastery to find out how to :g/re/d in Vim, because I'd forgotten I could do that. Too long using GUI editors.

Depression is making up a fake mastodon award (the fediversies) and still not winning

The Year was going to be... trying.

I clutched my Ultra Coffee; quad espresso, a dash of sugar for additional morale... I sipped fervently, wishing it could grant me extra spoons. No, maybe several spades. No, how about a whole snow-shovel? That might be approaching enough mental and emotional energy for...

A centaur galloped out of the Arrivals terminal, almost trampling me.

"Cousin! We're going to be best room-mates!"

"YaaAaay..."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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@CobaltVelvet Sci-fi is having a drug money cyborg body

Cyberpunk is having to steal the drugs for it

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remember the first time you saw one of those LCD panels with no backlight that you could put on an overhead projector to display output of a computer on a projection screen?

no?

damn kids.

Does anybody here still use #Usenet?

There were steps leading from the sea wall into the water.
"Don't you just want to follow them down?" a tourist said.
An artist, painting nearby, looked at him.
"You don't need steps to get into the sea," she said, "only to get out of it."
Her smile seemed to have too many teeth.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

(and I'm not intending to elevate IRC culture here.. it's cultured the way a cheese is)