Programmer 832-529 🍅 @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

well that's less pressure i guess

One single type of payment terminal (the Verifone H5000), a rather old platform, officially announced End of Life 2018 with some sort of support until 2023, brought down big parts of card payment all over Germany as one of the embedded certificates expired unnoticed on Tuesday.

Weeeeeeeh!

We now return to mastodon, already in progress.

(Source: https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1530262309716697088)

"some IT Companies in a nutshell"

submitted by readyforthefall_
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uwyer8/some_it_companies_in_a_nutshell/

#doodlezone #illustration #mastoart

Thanks Internet for reminding me of this classic ...

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

@smallsees

Right in his element with all the other Slytherin, yup.

Space drama with a political twist. This place is all to do with shapes and numbers which kind of provide a magical effect.

So what happens if someone barges in to your galaxy and upsets the count?

(comment on "Ninefox Gambit")

A sneak peek of my realtime project tiny cabin! Some minor things are still on my todo list. But the release will be coming soon😄
#sketchfab #3dart #animation #tinyworld #tinycabin #tree #forestspirits

The sidereal day is the time it takes the Earth to rotate once on its axis.

It is shorter than the solar day we use to measure time due to the Earth moving in its orbit so the Sun will appear to have moved and a little more time is needed for it to make it back to the meridian.

"HJKL > WASD"

submitted by QuickQuokkaThrowaway
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/utazp3/hjkl_wasd/

Hey Fedi, do you know if there is a federated (perhaps even #ActivityPub-powered) cooking recipe hosting service? If not, let's 👏 make 👏 this 👏 happen!

I hate modern recipe websites. All of them are full with ads and tracking. The leading recipe hosting in my country loads over 30 different trackers, and that's excluding the ads!

How does a network engineer try to comfort a switch that's feeling down?

First he tries to tell it to ssh... And if that doesn't work, he'll try to console it.

#dadJoke #networks #ssh