🍅 Craig @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

Hey Fediverse!

Do y'all have any recommendation for murder-mystery novels, crime noir style preferred, that have no cops or colonial justice system at all?

Boosts encouraged, thanks!

How to Crochet a Blanket Stitch

I'm now selling the #networknomicon through my own print store. Coupon code:

doom

gets you 10% off through 1 April 2020. No free shipping, sorry, but it should be almost global.

https://aerbook.com/maker/productcard-5599960-8826.html

Our self-isolation may have started to get to Astrid.

I should probably try to bake a different kind bread some time, but I'm just too glad to have found a recipe that consistently produces good results, and isn't too much effort.

Attention residents of Port Foozle. By order of the Grand Inquisitor, master of technologies, useful and otherwise, High Lord of all that he wants and then some, Leader of the campaign against all horrid sorts of magic the evening curfew is now in effect. The Township of Port Foozle is an occupied Inquisition Outpost. No citizen over or under the age of eighteen may appear on or in the streets after curfew is in progress. Violators of Inquisition Curfew may be intimidated, incarcerated, lacerated and/or masticated, if time permits and the weather is fine. Further violators of curfew may be totemized, which is unspeakably painful and altogether irreversible, except for in certain cases including but not limited to those at the correctly played end of this game. Further violators of curfew will be threatened with smiting and then smitten. Once smote, further smitation and subsequent resmitation will commence until the smitee is deemed sufficiently smit by the smiter. Enjoy your stay in Occupied Port Foozle. This message was brought to you by Frobozz Electric: We are the Boss of You!

The meme for our times.

To ensure everyone has plenty of safe, secure options to keep in touch, every Chinwag Social user account is now a valid #XMPP address too.

You can use the web chat at https://chat.chinwag.org with your existing login, or any other desktop or mobile client.

What IT Working From Home still looks like in the year 2020

Nothing like fucking up a GRUB configuration with an update and then using CLI knowledge to fix it. Hot damn it actually worked.

Throwback um Sunday. Penguin watching Star Trek Discovery, apparently (2017)

Hackers work from your home.

Dear @PrimeVideo@twitter.com can you release *all* #Picard episodes now? So the we can at least see them before #covid19 hits us? Thx, #trekkies all over the planet. #LiveLongAndProsper🖖🏽

Looking for a book called something like "I²", or I squared, or perhaps "me²": it's about an eight-bit artificial intelligence that grows up inside a computer, playing something like Tube Wars to learn how to survive. it gets installed into a robot body which is shipped somewhere on a train and the AI has to figure out how to reattach some of its limbs and escape, where it hides in a barn and is discovered by the farmer's daughter who menaces it with a pitchfork.

sry, can't remember the author.

they invented video phones but they never thought about better alternatives, like no phones

oh my god the sequel is even better