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I just realised my intro went when my instance crashed all those months ago.

Anyhow, hello (again) I am developer and a programmer including and I write stuff in and

Besides my interests include bike riding, or and reading, mostly There is also a starting interest in

My day job is a senior working on some very large and strange computer networks.

She sculpted cats.
From the day she was small til the day she was tall, she sculpted at least one a day.

They were, by the time she was tall, exquisite. Many admired them, and often would pay good money to own one.

"Some look better than the real thing. You must really love cats," some would observe.

"I do," she would say with a soft smile, "More than anything."

"Do you own many?" some would then ask.

"Oh, none. I'm terribly allergic."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday

First corn then bread, are you all starving out there?

"Save money by putting entire cobs of corn into your gas tank"

@mwlucas "At a beach resort decades later, smuggler Lucas & the head of the Peruvian border security team bump into each other. Both well into their retirement, the two share a drink with umbrellas in them.

" 'We always stopped you, got your off of your llama, & checked your bags. You always had a secret compartment in the suitcase that had marbles, a bag a sand, & some paperclips. It was odd but it wasn't illegal. We never could figure it out... What you were smuggling?'

"Lucas smiled."

Found a cat on the forest trail yesterday! She jumped right out of a bush, found a place in the sun, and rolled all over the dirt β€˜till she was covered in it
Her name is Samurai and we love her:

New breach: HauteLook had 28M unique email addresses breached in August including names, genders, dates of birth and bcrypt password hashes. 82% were already in @haveibeenpwned. Read more:

users, do you use the plugin called Social Warfare? It has a bug where anyone can update a string setting adding an eval()

So someone has decided to redirect sites with this plugin to a porn site. 😲

Best to delete this plugin

We are thrilled to announce a new Bronze Sponsor! They wish to remain anonymous for now.

#everyDollarHelps #pixelfed

i guess i should write a blog post explaining at length what MRF is and why Gargron’s comparison is completely inaccurate

i'd stream chocobo's dungeon ps4 but ha ha ha they don't allow you to stream it, ha ha ha fuck you square

I want to throw shit into a volcano. Like, hit up Ikea, swing by a grocery store and maybe a hardware store and just toss thousands of dollars of shit into a bubbling vortex of molten stone.

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