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I just realised my intro went when my instance crashed all those months ago.

Anyhow, hello (again) I am developer and a programmer including and I write stuff in and

Besides my interests include bike riding, or and reading, mostly There is also a starting interest in

My day job is a senior working on some very large and strange computer networks.

Hey #Melbourne #BoardGame fans, I need players to test a game.

Hit me with a reply, if you can make it to Moonee Ponds this Sunday 2019-07-21 for a late afternoon start.

In this episode Captain Janeway isn't sure if they can love anymore but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

The wind has really picked up on the bridge. The sea comes in fierce. Big weather arrives.

The Picard show BETTER be Jean-Luc and the Borg Queen travelling around the galaxy troubleshooting Borg winemaking problems and also genteel murders

β€œHey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, β€œDo you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

β€œyes”

Doctor, baring teeth β€œDo you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

β€œYES”

β€œThen ask your Doctor if Lycanthropyℒ️ is right for you”

β€œYou are my doctor”

β€œLycanthropyℒ️ is right for you”

"Aye," said the pirate captain, "that be enough."
The pirates put the last of their gold on the pile.
"Now we wait."
They waited a month and a day; at last, a dragon arrived. It was as beautiful, as graceful, as majestic as they had heard.
They wept at the sight of it, happy.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

starcraft is just minecraft in space

Tonight's plan is to look at the net-snmp packages to see if I should drop the 2 module. I'm pretty sure they don't support python3 and are bad in many ways so they are likely to go.

Adobe Creative Cloud holds creative works hostage: if you stop paying the monthly fee or if Adobe's servers go down, you can't edit your work. Once you buy into the Adobe ecosystem, you're stuck there and forced to pay rent.

There are many free open alternatives which give you full control over your work without locking you down:

switching.social/ethical-alter

#Adobe #CreativeCloud #Alternatives

@noelle

> Read carefully: 230 - 220 x 0.5 = ___ You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5!

Related: an entire blog post walking through/analyzing/admiring that problem and tracing its origin: shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtal

My newest #startup: MoA Inc, Masters of Apology. We create the best apology vids for influencers who misbehaved in any way! Highest clickrate and ad revenue garantueed! We can even deep fake you if you don’t have enough time for a studio session! Meet me at my TED talk. #sarcasm

Watching Nova's "Killer Volcanoes" on Netflix. Thanks to my weird-ass hearing, I keep hearing a scientist say that the volcano spewed massive amounts of hummus (really pumice).

But now I'm imagining a rain of volcanic hummus, blasting out in a delicious pitaclastic flow.

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