Programmer 832-529 🍅 @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

buddy cop movie about an Ewok detective and his new partner, a Jawa who just transferred from Internal Affairs. can this mismatched duo solve the case without driving each other crazy?

NEUTRALITIES FOR THE NEUTRALITY THRONE

@smallsees well, that just isn't true, you're forgetting there's also smokin' hot alien babes!

also, reading old scifi general: it’s funny how much people in the 60s had expectations of computers that were at the same time too high, and too low. Also how basically no one expected cryptography to be good.

The tree took five days to walk around completely. Every night I stared up at the high, mysterious branches, disappearing into the clouds.

I looked at my sturdy axe, and considered the task I had been given by the Baron.

This tree ruined his view of the mountains beyond. I suspected she was older than those mountains.

"May I stay here with you," I finally asked, after a week of successful foraging.

A hidden door among her roots opened...

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

i love having access to a label maker

After giving it some thought, I've broken this down into a step-by-step guide that might help.

1. Do not send me your password via Teams.

If your organisation uses a different messaging system, try this:

1. Do not send me your password.

#Minetest 5.6.0 has been released!

https://blog.minetest.net/2022/08/04/5.6.0-released/

This needs more support. Please. I WANT THIS SET.

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/a6a24359-d8d3-4276-97a0-3c998deb1206

Shadow

Tomorrow is George Jetson’s birthday:

ah shit what did scrappy do now

Robinhood fined $30 million over lackluster cybersecurity and anti-money laundering protections in their crypto offering

August 2, 2022
https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=robinhood-fined-30-million

"Those poor children..."

submitted by Daviddh1
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wdd4xc/those_poor_children/

This month in Prosody trunk development brings a new channel binding method compatible with TLS 1.3. This brings MITM-resistant authentication for modern clients. The older channel binding method was not compatible with TLS 1.3. Many thanks to @mellium for help testing and IETF work on the new RFC and generally pushing things along!

Support for running on Lua 5.1 has been removed, because the subtle differences in language and API was getting in the way of future work.

#xmpp #dev #prosody

Oh my, it's George's birthday!